Most Americans are familiar with the “base system” baseball metaphor for physical intimacy.
If you’re not familiar with it, you might check out this XKCD comic for the complicated version, or this excerpt from baseball metaphors for sex from Wikipedia: For the visual-oriented among us, here’s a graphic (adapted from XKCD’s complex version): I can understand that a country little love for baseball might be confused by this metaphor system. However, some people in China have picked it up, but in the process changed the system (reference link removed due to malware at destination website]): Clearly, this is a whole ‘nother ballgame the Chinese are playing, and their playing field looks like this when superimposed onto the American field: So much for “rounding the bases!
Now let’s say this person isn’t someone you just randomly met online.
You’ve probably seen this person around school, at work, Starbucks, Game Stop, etc., but you’re probably not sure if this person feels the same way you do.
There are plenty of opportunities to fail so you must be smooth as silk.The baseball-as-sex metaphor means different things to different people around the world, but as always, we’re here to help decode the really important sexual metaphors of our time.After surveying some random people in The Daily Caller offices for their definitions, here is the definitive guide to what all of the sexual bases mean.ROUNDING FIRST Rounding first means that you went straight from kissing to some boob and butt-grabbing all in the same night.If a guy tries this move on the first date, he may not be someone you take home to mama.The player interacts with the avatar through school, work, a bar, or even their own home, increasing their skills.