If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her.Than it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.Talking about marriage and love is as old as…well, talking! If you follow @po2marriage on twitter you probably know I love to tweet funny marriage quotes.They tend to get to the heart of and blessings in only 140 characters.It doesn't matter if the film is funny, only that the line is. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) – Cliff Stern (Woody Allen)18.From over 80 years of funny quotes in film, here are our 50 favorites.1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.” 2. ” The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)3. I'm my own best friend.” Spaceballs (1987) – Barf (John Candy) 4. “Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.” Dumb and Dumber (1994) – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)19. It’s like I have ESPN or something.” Mean Girls (2004) – Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)21.“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.” City Slickers (1991) - Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal)26.
Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room.One thing I’ve noticed while researching quotes for sharing is that there are a lot of really bad funny marriage quotes.I mean quotes that get their humor from playing on stereotypes and bad assumptions about married life, in-laws, wives, children and husbands.I'm getting paid by eight people.” Zelig (1983) – Leonard Zelig (Woody Allen)38. “I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.” So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) – Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers)40. “During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. “I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. “I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.