Just date, date, date, because you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince." - Wendy Williams "I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do." - Salma Hayek "Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
What follows are some funny dating quotes that everyone can relate to at one point or another over the course of their dating careers: "My sister was with two men in one night. So put your man out in the sun and spray him with a hose." - Whitney Cummings In today's dating world, online dating is more common than it was, say, ten years ago.
Dating an ex is a common practice, one that is more often a mistake than a good idea, and that's why it makes for some terrific comedy.
Here are some funny quotes about why it may not be the best idea to go back to your ex: "Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to." - Kendrick Cole "Current mood: Looking up my ex on Linked In because I blocked him on Facebook." - Dana Schwartz "My friends accuse me of not being over my ex just because I'll mention her in stories or wear her clothes around my place." - Jeff Dye "I used to think I would never find someone who loved me as much as my ex did.
And with online dating comes a whole new set of problems.
Some people embrace online dating, while others accept it as a necessary but deplorable part of modern dating.
Here are some funny quotes about dating for the digital age: "It's not 'Great Cupid' or even 'Good Cupid.' It's Ok Cupid." - Helen Hong "Online dating is like online shopping except you're looking for people no one wants, and it's a month." - Phil Pivnick "If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." - Unknown "I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." - Unknown "I look great in my profile pictures.